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I'm Not Short Concentrated Awesome Funny Sweatshirt

I'm Not Short Concentrated Awesome Funny Sweatshirt

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Petite? Never heard of her. This cozy heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt is here to remind everyone that awesome comes in concentrated form — your perfect companion for crisp fall days. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a classic crew neckline make it an easy layer over jeans or leggings, while the bold I'M NOT SHORT graphic with a cheerful cartoon lightning bolt adds playful attitude. Funny, relatable, and endlessly wearable — the perfect gift for the vertically efficient and the proudly awesome.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Embroidered decoration options (left/center chest or large center chest; wrists available)
- Made with ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and gray tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron

Petite? Never heard of her. This cozy heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt is here to remind everyone that awesome comes in concentrated form — your perfect companion for crisp fall days. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a classic crew neckline make it an easy layer over jeans or leggings, while the bold I'M NOT SHORT graphic with a cheerful cartoon lightning bolt adds playful attitude. Funny, relatable, and endlessly wearable — the perfect gift for the vertically efficient and the proudly awesome.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams
- Embroidered decoration options (left/center chest or large center chest; wrists available)
- Made with ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and gray tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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