{"product_id":"im-not-short-concentrated-awesome-funny-sweatshirt","title":"I'm Not Short Concentrated Awesome Funny Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003ePetite? Never heard of her. This cozy heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt is here to remind everyone that awesome comes in concentrated form — your perfect companion for crisp fall days. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a classic crew neckline make it an easy layer over jeans or leggings, while the bold I'M NOT SHORT graphic with a cheerful cartoon lightning bolt adds playful attitude. Funny, relatable, and endlessly wearable — the perfect gift for the vertically efficient and the proudly awesome.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered decoration options (left\/center chest or large center chest; wrists available)\u003cbr\u003e- Made with ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and gray tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePetite? Never heard of her. This cozy heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt is here to remind everyone that awesome comes in concentrated form — your perfect companion for crisp fall days. Soft, medium-weight fabric and a classic crew neckline make it an easy layer over jeans or leggings, while the bold I'M NOT SHORT graphic with a cheerful cartoon lightning bolt adds playful attitude. Funny, relatable, and endlessly wearable — the perfect gift for the vertically efficient and the proudly awesome.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered decoration options (left\/center chest or large center chest; wrists available)\u003cbr\u003e- Made with ethically grown US cotton; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and gray tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mommapam","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":50570694492325,"sku":"10617024778082226427","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50570694525093,"sku":"51251702569476633628","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50570694557861,"sku":"43764100530449230050","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50570694590629,"sku":"17320376795178412946","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50570694623397,"sku":"85631781370445768045","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":50570694656165,"sku":"13899380695024732192","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50570694688933,"sku":"12955339733818733084","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50570694721701,"sku":"14582244565942560521","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50570694754469,"sku":"13715426474319998709","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50570694787237,"sku":"17341032935975602080","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50570694820005,"sku":"43464771485668029737","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50570694852773,"sku":"32049098767108420607","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50570694885541,"sku":"20462018720297582577","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50570694918309,"sku":"23189033863842239694","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/4394\/6661\/files\/1156769585318303045_2048.jpg?v=1791041122","url":"https:\/\/ufcrni-nh.myshopify.com\/products\/im-not-short-concentrated-awesome-funny-sweatshirt","provider":"Mommapam","version":"1.0","type":"link"}