{"product_id":"coffee-sarcasm-wine-funny-sweatshirt","title":"Coffee Sarcasm Wine Funny Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour fall uniform: coffee first, sarcasm always, wine by evening. This cozy heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt is your new favorite for crisp autumn days — soft, medium-weight fabric with a classic crew neckline that layers perfectly over jeans or loungewear. The bold stacked COFFEE. SARCASM. WINE. design, complete with a tiny coffee cup and wine glass, says exactly what you're thinking without saying a word. Funny, relatable, and endlessly wearable — the perfect gift for coffee lovers, wine lovers, and everyone fueled by sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered decoration available on left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) with tubular knit (no side seams)\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crew fit with ribbed knit collar, double-needle stitching for durability, and tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour fall uniform: coffee first, sarcasm always, wine by evening. This cozy heavy-blend crewneck sweatshirt is your new favorite for crisp autumn days — soft, medium-weight fabric with a classic crew neckline that layers perfectly over jeans or loungewear. The bold stacked COFFEE. SARCASM. WINE. design, complete with a tiny coffee cup and wine glass, says exactly what you're thinking without saying a word. Funny, relatable, and endlessly wearable — the perfect gift for coffee lovers, wine lovers, and everyone fueled by sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered decoration available on left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists\u003cbr\u003e- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) with tubular knit (no side seams)\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crew fit with ribbed knit collar, double-needle stitching for durability, and tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mommapam","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":50570692165797,"sku":"26239121382352548334","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":50570692198565,"sku":"15087059230190788878","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50570692231333,"sku":"48311732822718254778","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":50570692264101,"sku":"33837004457125294111","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50570692296869,"sku":"24603608849798154593","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":50570692329637,"sku":"27298472645608401751","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":50570692362405,"sku":"10097336700384632287","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50570692395173,"sku":"10428690480405109883","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50570692427941,"sku":"87883391121821056880","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":50570692460709,"sku":"38217747345506958455","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50570692493477,"sku":"21691764140769879480","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":50570692526245,"sku":"45206818653690418718","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":50570692559013,"sku":"13595161509904114048","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50570692591781,"sku":"15279012756896693258","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0686\/4394\/6661\/files\/2651506114544882784_2048.jpg?v=1791040917","url":"https:\/\/ufcrni-nh.myshopify.com\/products\/coffee-sarcasm-wine-funny-sweatshirt","provider":"Mommapam","version":"1.0","type":"link"}